Of course, Santa is real! - Christmas Survival Guide for Parents
💙Why wouldn’t he be real? Who else is sending you your gifts? He is not using a sleigh and reindeers to travel the world anymore, he uses Amazon Prime, FedEx, USPS, UPS and the other mailing services to deliver the presents. Haven't you seen how small our gas fireplace is? I don't even think that we have a normal chimney, it could be a small pipe. Can you imagine Santa getting stuck in the small pipe, he cannot even put his fist in it! Most new houses don't have chimneys so there is no need for Santa to go to the houses anymore. Thanks to the new technology Santa works remote, just like me. He only has to show in person to the special events like the photo shoots at the mall. 💙 Why are your gifts wrapped with the same wrapping paper that you saw in the pantry? Because I wrapped them. Santa and his team told us that if they wrap the gifts before they send them the package wrap will get damaged in the mail, so we the parents have to do it now. Oh well... i...
